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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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