Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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