How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Manchester City

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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