The Earth is a nice place to live.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Women's Rights..

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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