1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Screw it you write the joke.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Caramel Boing.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's red and a cow? Red cow

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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