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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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