Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

being sober in a bar fight

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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