- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your no better than a cockroach

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Guess what? You guessed it.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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