What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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