- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Then none of us want to be right.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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