whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Anti Joke

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