What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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