- Anti Joke

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.