- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Women's rights.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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