- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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