- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

flavin's head

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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