- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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