- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A: Do you like it B: No

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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