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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

OOOOPPS /

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

yes i can connor, this is brett.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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