- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

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