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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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