- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

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