- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

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