- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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