- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

What do you call a banana? A banana.