- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Roses are red, yup.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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