- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

can you touch your toes? no

guess what>? your mum lol

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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