- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Knock Knock. Not home.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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