- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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