How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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whats 2+2? math.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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TRICERATOPS!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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