- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Your mom is so old she died

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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