What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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