A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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A Serbian Film

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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