Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Penis

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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