- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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