why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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whats black and large -me

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Bob Saget

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Anti Joke

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