- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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