- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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