- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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