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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Knock knock. Its open.

SUCK MY NUTS

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

God is like semen. They're both nouns.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Religion.

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