- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

your no better than a cockroach

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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