- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Andoni was here

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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