I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

What's big and purple? Barney

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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