- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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