- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

the game

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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