- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

haha Otarts was here

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

I'm HIV positive.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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