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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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