What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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