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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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