- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What happened to my sunglasses?

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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