- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

you give like i give lomain

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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