what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Robin, get in the car!

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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