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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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