- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Screw it you write the joke.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What did the old man say? Im old

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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