Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

I put my baby in a microwave.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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