- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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