How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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