What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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pobody's nerfect

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Whats green? The color green.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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