why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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flavin's head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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