when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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