What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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Sloths

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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