What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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