- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Allah walked into AK Bar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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