Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Pickles are powerful

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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