- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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