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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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