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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

I'm HIV positive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Stop procrastinating.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.