knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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