- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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