My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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John lazzaro likes dick

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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