Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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you see theres this guy.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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