- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??