Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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25.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A Serbian Film

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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