Why did jim all I over? He dies

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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