- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Knock, Knock Who's There

hiya

A gay man watches football.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

hi charles lattuca III

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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