Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Horse.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

all these jokes are horrible now

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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