Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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