Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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