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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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