Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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