it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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