- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Knock Knock The doors already open

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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