- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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