How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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