- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Knock knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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