- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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I once did something.