Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

pobody's nerfect

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Anti Joke

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