What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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you give like i give lomain

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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