- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

the WNBA.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Stephen Hawking

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

there was once a jew

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

A man walks into a bar, ouch!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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