- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

It's likely that very few people will read this.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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